.....Deep, dark depression, excessive misery.  If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!  Gloom, despair, and agony on me:   I had a Dr appointment today and he said I was manic BECAUSE I said I was reading 2 books on bi-polar at the same time and I was nervous so I was talking fast (like heck I WAS manic, but I sure as heck am NOW!) - so I guess I decided to throw a manic fit - first I went to the Dollar Tree where I spent too much and my hubbie will have a cow and then I came home and yelled at my son and his friend to get off the computer, feed the chicken and the wild birds.  They wouldn't get off the computer so I started counting to 10 and was gonna turn off the computer in the middle of their anal game  - but they saved it and got off - my manic mood was escalating and then told my son to pick up his crap - meaning crackers, utensils, plastic food covers, etc. - and he told me "Pick them up yourself" so I picked them up and threw them at him and then he had to pick up a BIG mess.  But I don't care cause the doc triggered a manic mood swing and it's all his fault!  So there are cracker crumbs all over the place and there will be a big mess when Dad gets home and again I don't care cause I am in a manic mood thanks to the doctor!

Fortunately my peep momcat2 sent me a funny e-mail and I had to laugh before writing this.  Then I looked up the words to the whole Manic/Depressive Song!

GLOOM, DESPAIR AND AGONY ON ME
From the TV Show "Hee-Haw" (1969 -1992)

Buck Owens & Roy Clark


Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me

We figured she was rich, loaded to the hilt
And we figured she had class like the Vanderbilts
'Cause we had heard for years how she was so well reared
How was we to know they meant the way she was built

Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me