the daily Dilbert blog?  Today you can find out interesting things like a useful gift for someone you travel with AND about a woman who had a baby on a train - in the toilet.  Be sure to read the comments.  I'm sure I might be removed from the Ruling Class - sorry, but you will all be my peons when Dogbert takes over the Universe, but Scott has a good sense of humor - don't ya Scott? - BUT be sure to read the comments where you will find out all kinds of funny things, some EVEN funnier than the original blog (please, oh please, Dogbert, don't remove me from the Ruling Class).  I am just trying to find more Rulers who find humor in the in-obvious)!  It is a scientific fact that people who read and comment on the Dilbert Blog are MUCH more intelligent and attractive than people who read the Blog and don't read the comments.  And, yes, yes, I did just make up that statics.  It is a know fact that 66% of all statics are made up on the spot.

If you ask nice,grovel enough, and pony up the fee I'll tell YOU how you can be part of the Ruling Class too.